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Why You Should Sell Like a Child

Ever watched a child ask for something they want? Itβs sales in its most natural form.
They donβt hesitate.
They donβt overcomplicate.
And more often than not, they close the deal.
As adults, we spend years refining sales techniques. Meanwhile, kids instinctively use the most effective methods without even thinking.
The difference? They focus on what works instead of overanalyzing.
So, hereβs how you can get back to your roots, close more deals, and sell like a child (literally)β¦
Identify & Target the Right Prospects
Kids donβt waste time asking the wrong person.
They target the decision-maker - whether itβs the parent most likely to say yes or the adult in the best mood. The same applies to sales.
Knowing who to sell to is half the battle. Up to 40% of lost deals happen because reps engage the wrong person, and the average B2B decision involves 6-10 stakeholders.
Just like kids know which parent to ask for ice cream, great reps identify exactly who holds the power to say yes.
Spark Curiosity & Emotion
Kids know how to keep you engaged with relentless curiosityβ¦ like asking βwhyβ a million times.
They donβt just state facts; they appeal to emotions, excitement, and FOMO. Yet in sales, 60% of opportunities are lost because reps pitch instead of asking thoughtful, discovery-driven questions.
Why? Because they fail to uncover real pain points. When reps focus on discovery first, deals are 80% more likely to close.
The fix? Ask open-ended questions, and βwhyβ.
Whatβs keeping you up at nightβ¦?
What have you tried so far�
Why didnβt that workβ¦?
Simple, Direct Questions
Kids donβt dance around a request. They go straight for it:
Can I have this?
Can we go now?
Simple. Direct. And effective.
Yet, in sales, 25-30% of deals are lost because reps fail to ask for the close.
Buyers expect clarity, and top performers always ask for the sale. If you donβt ask, you donβt get.
Takeaway: Next time someone asks you if youβre a natural born salesman - remind them that youβve been closing deals your whole life. Just different types of dealsβ¦
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